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For our readers in software development–a new technology called the agilo-modulizer

Today seems like a perfect day to tell you about some new technology I’ve been involved with for software development. Here’s a ninety second video with a high level description, made by the video training company that I did a course with last year:

 

I know some of our regular commenters, particularly looker, will be interested in this technology.

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18 Responses to For our readers in software development–a new technology called the agilo-modulizer

  • before I view this video….
    Am I going to watch this and then have aliens reach out of my flat screen and drag me off to hell?
     
    Turboencabulator, I KNEW IT!!!!!  ah, thank God you’ve upgraded it.  I’ve been waiting!!!!!!
    Thank you, – I have a young victim Java programmer I need to turboencabulate.  Especially after I told him we NEVER play April Fool jokes around here.   :)  (Underway, as I type…heh heh heh).
     
    Ah, the fond days of my youth, when I would be voluntold to attend exciting new breakthrough demonstrations that sounded remarkably like this (to me anyway….)
     
     
     
    I love

  • By chance were you ever a Star Trek techno-gibberish writer?
     
    And yes, I know what day it is.

    • I always admired Star Trek techno-babble, perhaps more so because I realized when it was good (i.e, plausible) and when it wasn’t. I think the average viewer didn’t know the difference.
       
      I think someone conversant in a technical discipline can usually do a fair level of techno-babble in that discipline. But, to be honest, we don’t hold a candle to social “scientists”. Since their promotions and income depend on producing large amounts of plausible sounding nonsense, they tend to get really good at it.
       
      One big difference, of course. We know when we’re spouting nonsense. As best as I can tell, they don’t have a clue. They actually think their babble means something.

      • Next up, revisit Mission Statements….scourge of the 90′s.
         
        I’m absolutely certain Barack Big Ears majored in Mission Statements in grad school, but can’t prove it since his documentation has all been sequestered.

  • I’ve been having trouble with my Tribble Encabulator at high warp speeds, and bytes are leaking from the exhaust manifold. Could this be the solution?

    • Check out the Rockwell Retro Encabulator. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
       
      And if you REALLY want to hear an earfull, run them ALL AT ONCE in different tabs on your browser…….

      • The hydro-coptic stator vanes are just the thing, especially with the dingle arm.

      • Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the “Turbo-Encabulator.”
        The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem’e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the ‘up’ end of the grammeters.
        Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley’s annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer, but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.

  • Here is another good one:  The Rory Breaker pub story in Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu7aj1SCE8k
    Yes, it is English with English subtitles.
     

  • James E. Hansen, the climate scientist who issued the clearest warning of the 20th century about the dangers of global warming, will retire from NASA this week, giving himself more freedom to pursue political and legal efforts to limit greenhouse gases.

    His departure, after a 46-year career at the space agency’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies in Manhattan, will deprive federally sponsored climate research of its best-known public figure.

  • Any good Dr. Who fan knows that you have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

  • Binary Script – the new language paradigm aimed squarely at experienced developers, but being embraced quickly by assembler and microcontroller coders.

    http://www.craigbailey.net/binaryscript-net-a-new-language-for-low-level-coders/

    • This will work perfectly on my new development paradigm – CLUMSY.   We’ll define the acronym once the methodology is complete.