What do people use their brains for today?!
A less sensational title would be “what the heck ever happened to critical thinking”?
The University of Colorado-Boulder would like students to inform on each other when they witness “bias incidents,” by reporting the perpetrators and turning over all relevant information—including names, phone numbers, addresses, and university ID or Social Security Numbers—to the administration.
What counts as a bias incident is, as always, entirely subjective. An official who spoke with The College Fixclarified that “this in no way is meant to curtail free speech.”
Say what? “This is in no way meant to curtail free speech”? I can’t think of anything which would tend to chill it more than reporting something as arbitrary and subjective as a “bias incident” with name, phone number, address and SSAN to the administration, can you?
For the purposes of this protocol, a “bias-motivated incident” is any of the following:
- Discrimination — Occurs when an individual suffers an adverse consequence, on the basis of one or more of their protected classes.
- Harassment — Verbal or physical conduct that unreasonably interferes with an individual’s work or academic performance or creates an intimidating or hostile work or educational or living environment. Examples may include, but are not limited to, epithets, images, slurs, jokes; electronic communication or other verbal, graphic or physical conduct.
- Acts of Intolerance — Conduct motivated by discriminatory bias or hatred toward other individuals or groups based on perceived or actual characteristics of race, color, national origin, sex, pregnancy, age, disability, creed, religion, sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression, veteran status, political affiliation, or political philosophy or other attribute.
Good grief … why not spend your entire collegiate career pretending you’re mute?!
But … and there is always a “but”:
Nevertheless, the university’s website encourages students to report each other for engaging in a broad range of constitutionally protected speech.
What a load.
What in the world do these people who “administer” colleges these days use for critical thinking. They may as well feed their brains to zombies for all the good they do them.