Speaking Of The “Drug War” …
Not everyone engaged in it is the sharpest knife in the drawer – and that goes for both sides.
In this particular case it’s the supply side, instead of the enforcement side, which gets the spotlight:
Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot.
Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he “knew he was going to jail for a while” and wanted to get one last burrito.
Expect to see a variation on that theme in a Taco Bell commercial soon. At least Cooper was thinking outside the bun.