The Top 10 Indicators Your Employer Has Switched To The “Public Option”
From a friend, a little humor to start your Sunday:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter
the trailer park.”
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a
day.”
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to goodwill
last month.
(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not
a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is, “embalming.”
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE PLAN
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
~McQ
Top 1 indicator that you live in a country with an illness racket instead of a healthcare system :
You get laid off cos your CEO spent too much on caviar for his mates at the golf club and they need to cut some heads to make sure the Christmas bonus is big enough to pay for his daughters new pony stables. You now have no health insurance. You catch Swine flu on the bus home. You die.
The #1 indicator you live in a country with a socialist bureaucracy instead of a healthcare system:
You get an aggressive brain tumor and the local bureaucrats tell you that you’ll just have to wait so many months until treatment that you’ll probably be dead or a hopeless case by then. So you go to the US for treatment.
The interesting thing is that your case is a hypothetical from your fevered imagination, while mine is take directly from the pages of a newspaper.
But this fantasy vs. reality thing always seems to be the endpoint when I argue with a leftist. I’m used to it.
Oh dear….
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/reality-check-shona-holmes-holmes-brain-tu
Was that the best you could do ?
Nope, it’s just the first one I came across. There are plenty of others, ironically enough including a Canadian MP, from the Liberal Party no less. And I don’t exactly consider crooksandliars an ironclad source as to the veracity of the original report.
And the best *you* can do is still manufactured from your fevered imagination. So you expect supporting evidence from me while being unwilling to provide anything except speculation for your own position. That should tell anyone reading this just how serious you (and most of the rest of the left) are about this “serious debate” you all claim to want.
What heppens next Blewyn? The CEO is visited by the ghost of christmas past?
Blewyn is just pissed because he has to use the popsicle stick and duct tape this month until his “stimulus” money comes in.
Blewyn, does this mean you expect to get hired by poor people?
Don’t worry Blewyn, that CEO will get his. After all, he spends money frivolously and is forced to reduce his workforce to make up for it, which reduces revenue and profits. Before long, this irresponsible spiral leaves him without workers, without revenue, without profits, and without a company. Ha ha! That’ll teach those dirty capitalists!
Of course, things may turn out differently if health care reform is passed. Then that CEO will save so much money that even though he pays no attention to his finances, he’ll have enough to pay his workers. This allows him to remain evil, without which he would not be able to run a US corporation. It’s perfect!!!
I like the peanut Prozacs the best.
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