Life Lessons
Usually, the kind of story that’s roiling around Tiger Woods right now is not the kind of thing we comment on. But it is instructive in some ways.
This is Tiger Woods’ wife.
Elin Nordegren
The lesson is this: As hard as it may be to believe, there is one unchangeable truth about relationships. No matter how hot the girl is, no matter who she is…there’s a guy out there who’s tired of her sh*t.
*blinks*
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I’m sorry… Were you saying something? Apparently I got distracted by something…
so no comments on a-stan? this is more important huh?
I would like to have become tired of her s**t, after a year or so…
She looks strong…like she can really swing a club.
I don’t know how this situation will all pan out, but we know one thing for sure, that was the worst drive of Tiger’s whole career!
I was going to say, first Tiger drove into a lateral water hazard, then put his recovery shot into a tree. He’s done better than that.
If Tiger is tired of putting up with his wife, I’ll take her off his hands.
I know ‘The grass is always greener…’ and all that, but jeez, how green does it have to be?
I dunno….if you get tired of that, you’re probably tired of life in general.
I would drink her bathwater.
She might be a knife wielding psychopath for all I know. Absent that sort of mental defect, it would take an epic pile of sh*t for me to get tired of her.
OK, we see the smokin’ hot bod. The flowing blonde hair. The gorgeous, nordic blue eyes. The sensuous lips. The lush ta-tas.
But what if she has the voice of Rosanne Barr, the graciousness of Nancy Pelosi, the intellect of Barbara Boxer, and the bedroom skills of Supermax convict?
I said “if”…
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“But what if she has the voice of Rosanne Barr, the graciousness of Nancy Pelosi, the intellect of Barbara Boxer, and the bedroom skills of Supermax convict?”
I could care less.
Take this test: lay down in bed, and close your eyes. Now, imagine waking up, every morning, and looking over to see THAT next to you, saying she wants you, baby, she wants you. And only you.
Heck, if Nancy Pelosi looked like that I would…
Nah. Not Pelosi. Never Pelosi. Just her Botox forehead alone makes me wanna puke.
“But what if…”
C’mon! Give Tiger more credit than that.
There’s also the angle that A-list celebrities, especially male sports figures, have female wannabees literally throwing themselves at their feet almost constantly. No matter who you are with it gets a bit hard to resist taking a little something else extra on the side. I think it was Magic Johnson who said as much when he announced his relatively early retirement from basketball due to getting HIV in this manner.
Damn. I would take her sh!t ANYTIME.
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As soon as Tiger doesn’t want her, she is more than invited to come on over to my place. I won’t complain. I promise.
Now, as we figure out ways to get Tiger Woods’ wife into our domains (yeah, as if we had any chance whatsoever of getting anything like that – right), let us contemplate:
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The Clown’s™ AfPak speech!
My verdict: the worst, and I mean worst, pile of crappola, garbage, verbal diarrhea, ever written since Harry Reid last spoke.
Heck…even the Germans, who literally threw themselves in front of The Clown’sâ„¢ limo last year, have tired of him:
Der Spiegel:
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“Never before has a speech by President Barack Obama felt as false as his Tuesday address announcing America’s new strategy for Afghanistan.”
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http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,664753,00.html
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Sorry, Jimmah Jr. You be finished as da Prez, only you don’t know it yet.
He think he’s finished as President? That’s what the Dems thought about Bush. Then they nominated Kerry. Who are the Reps going to nominate?
You think*
By 2012, any Repub short of Pat Buchannan would win.
Clinton had little appeal, but there was major dissatisfaction with Bush 41. Of course, to those who understood what “the economy, stupid” was really doing, the dissatisfaction wasn’t that major.
he can back up any practically any iron in his bag, but he has trouble with his SUV.
Yep no matter how green, yep even dark green the grass is to some folks anyway, it’s never green enough.Â
I don’t even know what to say to this.
If you’re having problems with your husband or wife, work it out or get a divorce. Being ‘tired of someone’s sh**’ doesn’t excuse violating your marriage vows (if indeed that is what happened).
Cassandra…shhh.  The men are talking now.
Can I have your stuff after Cass kills you?Â
Cassandra, you misinterpret my intent. I want to keep Tiger from cheating on his wife. He can divorce her, and I’ll take her off his hands. Then Tiger would be free to see whatever woman he wanted, without breaking his vows.
Cassandra…shhh.  The men are talking now.
Yeah. I got that impression loud and clear :p
I want to keep Tiger from cheating on his wife. He can divorce her, and I’ll take her off his hands. Then Tiger would be free to see whatever woman he wanted, without breaking his vows.
Ah! It all becomes clear now!
Men… with you, the giving just never stops
I admit to having motives that are not entirely egalitarian. Being single myself, and seeing that Tiger has a surfeit of women, it’s in my best interest to offer to share the burden
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Well, I will be one guy on this site who will actually agree with the senitment.
I have dated some absolutely beautiful women – even a couple of ex-models. And the fact of the matter is that looks, while important, are not everything. So trust me when I say that a psycho 10 really isn’t better than a sweetheart 5 – except maybe for a fling.
I’m of the female persuasion and it is my observation that being that beautiful, or as good at something like Tiger Woods is, tends to turn one into a raging bitch (or the male equivalent) with a sense of entitlement. Everybody tells you yes and you get to have everything you want, until someday somebody says no to you. When it only happens occasionally, you may blow it off as random jerkitude. When you get into a situation, like a marriage, where “no” is said to you repeatedly, your life goes off the rails.
From the sound of it, she was pretty tired of his sh*t, too.
From the sound of it, she was pretty tired of his sh*t, too.
*rim shot*
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It may not have to do with anyone’s sh*t. For instance, I had blueberry muffins for breakfast today. And then I saw that we had a cranberry muffin, too.
So I ate it.
Does that mean I don’t still like blueberry muffins? No. It does not. It just means that I like cranberry muffins, too.
“The meaning is clear enough; only the morality is blurred.” –James Thurber
Good thing you never got around to marrying blueberry. Divorce from apple-cinnamon not finalized yet?
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Perhaps Woods let his family down with a sudden and traumatic shift from Cheerios to AppleJacks. People can be so fussy about marriage vows breakfast cereals.
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Interesting. Italics works and strikethrough doesn’t.
Holy shit (not her’s…just…as in the inexpression….)
Tiger is married to Malibu BARBIE?
Looks aren’t everything, must be me, I think she looks better in photos where she’s a real person.Â
But Dale is right beauty fades and eventually you have to talk to her.
I don’t thinks SHE’S the problem here, but I can’t very much enjoy the delight with which so many people seem to be sitting down to feast on Tiger’s bones. Proving once again, we set them up, just so we can knock them down.
Tiger is an apparent master of the fairway wood.
Maybe she just stopped putting-out. It doesn’t matter how hot the car is if you’re not allowed to drive it.
Well, he is a “tiger”
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.