April 30, 2004

War of the Worlds 2004
Posted by Jon Henke

Oh dear lord...

Flying saucer fever has gripped Iran after dozens of sightings in the past few days. Fanciful cartoons of alien spacecraft have adorned the front pages of local newspapers. State television has shown a sparkling white disc it says was filmed over Tehran on Tuesday night.

More colourful Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs) have been spotted beaming out green, red, blue and purple rays over the northern cities of Tabriz and Ardebil and in the Caspian Sea province of Golestan.

Newspapers and agencies reported people rushing out into the streets in eight towns on Tuesday night to watch a bright extraterrestrial light dipping in and out of the clouds.

As if the moonbats don't already have enough to chew on. Possible angles?

- Halliburton is scouting territory in secret plances provided by the Defense Department, so they can tell Bush where to go next.
- Bush is being directed by his Space Overlords, who are now helping out by keeping an eye on things in Iran.
- The CIA is testing psychadelic chemical weapons in Iran.
- "For ABC News....I'm Timothy Leary".

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Possible angles?
Maybe the aliens have done enough anal probes of US rednecks and are branching out to probe others...

Posted by: Chrees at April 30, 2004 10:40 AM

When Islamics imagine flying saucers and space aliens, do they imagine them as Koran-reading, Sharia abiding aliens?

I'm dead serious in wondering about that.

I'm gonna photoshop me a picture of someone in a burqua where the exposed eye slits are those green alien eyes, with a pair on antenna coming out of the top. Maybe that's the type of alien they imagine.

....or under Sharia law, would a female alien have to hide her antenna, or risk a sever beating from the male alien??

Posted by: shark at April 30, 2004 11:55 AM

Actually, I encountered some info on the web regarding prototype UAV's for the US military that looked quite a bit like flying saucers...can't remember where, but my reaction was, "way cool!"

I don't suppose they'd have a contest about running drones over Iran instead of unmanned rovers over the Mojave, would they?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2004 11:57 PM