Allons enfants de la Patrie, [Arise, children of the Fatherland,]
Le jour de gloire est arrivé! [The day of glory has arrived!]
Contre nous de la tyrannie, [Against us is tyranny,]
L’étendard sanglant est levé. (bis) [Its bloody banner raised. (repeat)]
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes [Do you hear, in the countryside,]
Mugir ces féroces soldats? [The roar of their ferocious soldiers?]
Ils viennent jusque dans nos bras [They’re coming right into our arms]
Égorger nos fils, nos compagnes! [To cut the throats of our sons, our women!]
Aux armes, citoyens, [To arms, citizens,]
Formez vos bataillons, [Form your battalions,]
Marchons, marchons! [Let’s march, let’s march!]
Qu’un sang impur [Let their impure blood]
Abreuve nos sillons! (bis) [Water our furrows! (Repeat)]
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Ben Carson is a silly man who thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage. This is obviously stupid, and clearly disqualifies him for the presidency, especially since we really have no idea why the aliens built them. We discussed this on the podcast, which is, as always, posted on the podcast page.
This week we discuss…well…everything. It really has no structure whatsoever. Just a nightmare. Anyway, it’s on the podcast page.
Trey Gowdy and his nefarious allies in Congress have been routed. Queen Hillary I can now proceed unimpeded to her coronation. We talk about it on this week’s podcast.
Do you like cars? Do you like Socialism? Do you like Public Transportation? Then go to the podcast page and listen!
This week’s finely-crafted podcast is available on the Podcast Page.
On this, the most holy night of John Boeher’s resignation announcement, we rejoice that the Republic is saved. Hear our joy by downloading the latest podcast from the podcast page.
We were about an hour into the podcast when my computer went down with the Blue Screen of Death. So, we did another, shorter one. Be lucky we even did that. It’s on the podcast page.
Horrific performance by Facetime makes this one essentially unlistenable. I’d give it a miss, were I you. On the Podcast page.
On this week’s podcast, we decide that “Anchor babies” is a racist term. Henceforth, we will refer to them as “Tiny Deportees”. On the Podcast page.