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I don’t want to laugh at this, but I can’t help it
Posted by: Billy Hollis on Thursday, January 22, 2009

Via LGF:

Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac

I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. The idea of a French politican being mauled by a poodle...

I know it's tragic; I know I shouldn't find it so funny. Chirac's in the hospital, and I feel bad about laughing at him. But it's much like the time Geraldo Riviera had his nose broken by a rampaging guest. I just can't help it.

Of course, those who don't feel so guilty about finding it funny could rub it in. They might start by buying some of these post cards and mailing them to Chirac.
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worse part is the only way it could be a clinically depressed poodle is if some dog psychologist made a prognosis. Silly Frogs and their chiens.
Written By: kyleN
The couple’s white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, Chirac’s wife Bernadette said.
So Sad... Obviously Sumo had not been told Barack Obama was sworn in - twice.
Written By: bains
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"Vicious, unprovoked attacks"

I understand they got a call yesterday from Hamas asking if Sumo would like to join to organization.
Written By: looker
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News is just breaking:

France Surrenders to the Poodle.
Written By: Joel C.
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I can’t wait for the next Mark Steyn article
Written By: James D
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The French have realized the futility of fighting with their dog and instead, have wisely opted for a very minimal force and rely instead on psycho-tropic drugs to deal with the aggression of their dog(s). Obviously, dog-rearing has changed and a stick is no longer a very useful tool for dealing with a changed dog world…how long will it take for the US to realize this and reduce its bloated force of sticks?
Written By: Joe
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Joe, you surpass yourself.

Only idiocy on an erbian scale could inspire such delicious nonsense. I used to hope that silly jackass would go away and leave us alone. Now I hope he stays so he can supply raw material for humor indefinitely. "Paid killers", "Nazi aggression", "Sadr won", "multiple truths", "era of large militaries is over"... what a cornucopia of stuff to ridicule.
Written By: Billy Hollis
Well, OBVIOUSLY, Joe (if that really IS your name....)
their drugs ain’t workin!

MS Beazly go beserk on W?
Did Buddy bite Bill?
Millie Maul George Sr?
Lucky lunge after Ron?
Grits grab Jimmy
Liberty lacerate Gerald?
Even Checkers didn’t Chomp Nixon

Why? Talea Americana baby, that’s why!

Written By: looker
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Didn’t they call Tony Blair "Bush’s Poodle" ?

And here we all thought Dick Cheney did all the biting.
Written By: Neo
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Well, Jury’s still out. That swamp rabbit DID attack Carter...
Written By: Joel C.
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what a cornucopia of stuff to ridicule.
The sad thing is that it is not a joke and a very large segment of the populace does believe that stuff
Written By: capt joe
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Well, now wait... is this a full sized poodle, or just a toy poodle?
Written By: Bithead
Had it been a full-sized poodle, I’m sure Chirac would have surrendered to it...Oh I’m sorry PaulH, didn’t mean to tromp on any French sensibilities, about a nation that hasn’t won a war, since...The War of Spanish Succession? And even then, France managed to lose the whole string of wars making up the Second Hundred Years War, ending in 1814. Still bravo for beating up on the Hugenots and good work with that Jeanne D’Arc chic.
Written By: Joe
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Are French nuclear forces on alert due to this unprovoked assault on French dignity?
Written By: capt joe
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It would be churlish to ridicule the French. They don’t deserve it.

Chirac deserved it. I wonder if it would be possible to arrange a parade and a medal for Sumo?
Written By: MarkD
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