If the crib’s on fire, you don’t speculate that the baby is flame retardant. You take action Ha! That’s actually pretty funny. Is it possible that ole Al picked up a sense of humor after doing all of those SNL skits? Too bad he took the funny with him. |
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That crib fire is spewing bad fumes into the air! Quick Al, if the crib is on fire, who do you save? The baby.....or Gaia!??! |
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He invented the Internet so he could broadcast his message about Global Warming (tm). |
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Gore has staked out his territory. He’s going to try and scare the rest of us into handing over control of a chunk of our lives to eco-enforcers: Gore’s reasoning is, Clinton and Obama will destroy each other in the next year. The rest of the pact are pygmies not worthy of consideration. Gore can come riding into the convention on the “White Horse of Ghia” and save the Democratic party.
What is scarey, Gore’s plan probably will work. |
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"The planet has a fever," Gore said.
Thanks for the condescension, Al. Perhaps it’s Gore’s hot air that’s the cause of Global Warming(TM). |
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We have to remember his audience for this speech though. It isn’t ’us’. |
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From the article:...he testified before House and Senate panels about a "true planetary emergency" if Congress fails to act. and"There is a sense of hope in this country that this United States Congress will rise to the occasion and present meaningful solutions to this crisis," Gore said. "Our world faces a true planetary emergency. A true planetary emergency: very, very bad.
A true planetary emergency that requires the US Congress to save the day: OMFG, we are so dead.
If it’s not a planetary emergency yet - and it’s not - it no doubt will be by the time Pelosi, Waters, Murtha et al. are finished fixing it.
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"The planet has a fever," Gore said. Good thing I have the only prescription. |
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A true planetary emergency that requires the US Congress to save the day: OMFG, we are so dead. QFT |
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Please everyone recall nine most terrifying words in the English language: "I’m from the government and I’m here to help."
And ChrisB, that was one of the funniest things I’ve seen today. |
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I think Al’s bucking for VP again. It worked for him once, when he wrote The Earth In Balance..... |
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"The planet has a fever," Gore said.
Good thing I have the only prescription. Let’s put it in context..."I’m Al Gore. Yes, THE Al Gore."
"The song is great, but it could use more cowbell."
"Guess what... I got a fever. And the only prescription, is more cowbell." Thanks for playing Al, now BEAT IT! |
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"Good thing I have the only prescription." Dang.
I got beat to the more cowbell bit.
Yours, TDP, ml, msl, & pfpp |
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Al Gore, who has reversed his political fortunes to become a potential contender in the 2008 presidential race... The Dems must Really be depressed about Hillary , Obama, and Edwards if they look longingly at algore as a candidate.
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"Al Gore, who has reversed his political fortunes to become a potential contender in the 2008 presidential race..."
I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, so I laughed until I cried. |
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I noticed that bit about being a 2008 contendor was being pushed on the network morning shows before he made his appearance as well. It seems that the MSM has their talking points. Wishful thinking if you ask me. Gore’s chances in 2008 are going to be worse than his 2004 chances, given his hypocracy on energy usage. "Carbon Offsets" don’t sell in Iowa, that makes our bullcrap detectors peg the meter.
Most likely its just another attempt to liven up a presidential race that has gotten too dull to pay attention to. Never mind the fact that it really doesn’t start until next year. |
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Gore’s chances in 2008 are going to be worse than his 2004 chances, given his hypocracy on energy usage. More significantly his problem is selling the idea that GW is the biggest threat we currently face. |
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I meant Global Warming, not George W, BTW.
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