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Advances in weaponry
Posted by: McQ on Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Leave it to the Aussies:
Two assailants broke into a man's trailer and attacked him with a swordfish snout in eastern Australia early Wednesday, leaving the victim with cuts to his arms, back and hands, police said.

The victim, who was not identified, claimed the two suspects assaulted him with the serrated, sword-like bill during a home invasion in the eastern city of Bundaberg, Queensland state police said.
 
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Let me be the first to propose swordfish-snout control. Anyone catching a swordfish must register the snout and get a permit to possess it. And they must install snout handles to make it safe. And they must go through a waiting period to wield the snout.

Oh, forget that. Let’s just ban swordfish snouts altogether. Otherwise, others might suffer from these vicious weapons.
 
Written By: Billy Hollis
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So who tells the story about the "one that got away"?

Yours, TDP, ml, msl, & pfpp
 
Written By: Tom Perkins
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When swordfish are outlawed, only outlaws will have swordfish.

Personally, I think the two perpetrators were completely without a sole. This is probably a fluke.
 
Written By: steverino
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"Mr President, we must not allow a swordfish gap!"

And steverino, you really are floundering, if you have to resort to fish-puns...
 
Written By: Scott Jacobs
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Scott, at least I avoided the all-too-easy halibut jokes.

And I didn’t do it on porpoise
 
Written By: steverino
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Keep this up and you’re going to motivate activists for pun-control.
 
Written By: Ron Good
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You could always just tuna us out...
 
Written By: Scott Jacobs
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Lemme guess, the guys name was Marlin?
 
Written By: Crusader
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Ron, don’t be such a carp. There’s no cods for such talk.
 
Written By: steverino
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Sorry, couldn’t kelp myself.....
 
Written By: Crusader
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Well if he was assailed so bad by the snout, who called the cods?
 
Written By: markm
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Where can I get a concealed carry permit for a swordfish bill?
 
Written By: SShiell
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Where can I get a concealed carry permit for a swordfish bill?


1) I’d imagine you’d need a pretty long holster for that; leading to;
2) "Is that a swordfish bill in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
 
Written By: Joe
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You will take away my puns when you peel my cold dead zingers from them.
 
Written By: triticale
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