This had to have been the result of some drunken discussion somewhere. I envision it being the Weapons R&B equivilent to "Beer Pong" or "I Never"...
The rapid banging sound you all heard at about noon central time was me slamming my head against my desk... |
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The smaller version of this weapon would be "Queer IED for the straight GI"
DALE RESPONDS: OK. Just die. Now. Really. |
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steverino
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It really could’ve been raining men.... |
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shark
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LMFAO Dale...
What, you didn’t think that was funny? |
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Scott Jacobs
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as Lance said over at ASHCI fear they dropped the project because it sounds weird and perverse, not because it is any less feasible than many big ticket items they throw hundreds of billions of dollars at. |
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I’m sorry, Dale, but on a day when McQ posts about using swordfish as a weapon and a pheromone bomb intended to make the enemy attracted to the nearest human, I can’t help but come up with stuff like that.
I swear, you couldn’t write a comedy as funny as real life. |
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steverino
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hmmm, I think they must have been worried about friendly fire with this weapon...
I mean, think of all the men who would have to be kicked out of the army...
Gives a whole new meaning to blue on blue... |
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Keith_Indy
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A weapon of mass distraction? Lordy, this must have the potential for hundreds of jokes! |
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This gives a whole new meaning to "battle buddy". |
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timactual
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Obviously a CIA inspired bomb (pun intended). This reminds me of the bomb plot to kill Indonesian strongman General Sukarno back in the ’60s. William F. Buckley Jr. quipped that it had all the earmarks of a CIA plot, since everyone in the room was killed except Sukarno. |
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Dale Franks
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If this is a self-guided munition, does it find it’s target via the ABSENSE of a gay-dar return? |
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Scott Jacobs
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Oh m’ GOD!
Make Big Gay Love not Big Gay War!
Oh m’ GOD!
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peter jackson
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Wasn’t there a Maxwell Smart movie about this?
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Random Numbers
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Well, we could be sure the enemy would never leave their buddy’s behind... |
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The Gonzman
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The Spartans seperated the women from the men and were big on the man/man recreations. |
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unaha-closp
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