But they did the medieval clerical thing - no shedding blood, so they used brooms and iron rods. The fighting bishops would have been proud.
Near as we could figure from the reports the Orthodox ladders must have violated Armenian air space inside the church and set the whole donnybrook off.
And then, the best part of all, THE PALESTINIANS ARE SENT TO BREAK UP THE FIGHT.
This was one of the better office conversations we’ve had over the holidays.
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You gotta give ’em all a little leeway....over there, everyone seems to be a little crazy |
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Who brings a broom to church?
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I blame the Orthodox, as I believe the Armenian Rite Church is a part of the Roman Catholic Church...those Orthodox dudes just never have gotten over the pope excommunicating the Patriarch! Sore Losers! SPLITTERS! |
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As a lapsed Roman Catholic I can assure you both the Armenians and the Ortho’s are going to hell.
And, as to why they had brooms in church that should be obvious, they rode them there. The fact that you don’t know tells me you too are bound for hell.
Repent sinners, repent!
You will all end up your days with your necks in a halter dancing a fine jig between heaven and hell!
Hell! Hell hell hell hell! Burning Hell! Hell! Burning....Hell....
and burning
(...Hmmmmm I clearly don’t have the same knack that Monseigneur Shields had, a bit more practice may be in order perhaps....) |
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As a lapsed Roman Catholic ...
Repent sinners, repent! Dudes, what kind of Catholic were you? It SHOULD be, "Come play Bingo" or "Buy a raffle ticket?" "Repent" indeed, what kind of church did you attend? Did you all study the Catechism and the Bible? Good Lord, you ought to have been studying cigars, beer, and “good” Catholic girls, attending pancake breakfasts and fish fries…all the things that get you into Confession.
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Look it’s not your fault; you had a poor church upbringing… Just join our parish, we’ll start you out in the Knights of Columbus, pretty soon you’ll be swigging Kilbeggan whisky and standing over a fish fryer,
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I mean why do you think I became Catholic?
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Sorry for the odd postings, what in a line concerning dealing a card game and enjoying an imported cigar excites the filters, so? |
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P*oker spam is endemic. And you must have attached some other magic word to "cigar" to get a no-go on that. |
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P*oker? I meant "P*ker", but heck it worked and it made it more understandable to boot. Aw, screw it. |
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I thought it was "P0ker"....but then the "cigar" thing stumped me. |
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"I mean why do you think I became Catholic?"
Because they use real wine for communion? That almost got me, once. (Southron Baptiss seem to prefer grape juice). |
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Because they use real wine for communion? That almost got me, once. (Southron Baptiss seem to prefer grape juice).
OK there is that, but remember, the traditonal Catholic greeting, "Hey would you like a beer?" I really think we need to change the Sign of Peace from, "Peace Be With You" to "Hey would you like a beer?"
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