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That’s...Gay
Posted by: Dale Franks on Monday, June 30, 2008

The American Family Association isn't all that keen on the homosexuals. In fact, they think that the word "gay" is a little too innocuous for common usage. They like their gays flaming, as it were, not closeted, so they replace the word "gay" with "homosexual" on every news story they reprint on their web site. That leads to stories like this, about Tyson Gay's semifinal win in the 100m at the US Olympic Trials.
Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday.

...On Saturday, Homosexual misjudged the finish in his opening heat and had to scramble to finish fourth...

Asked how he felt, Homosexual said: "A little fatigued."

Well, that sounds kind of sexy.
The Day 3 schedule also included finals in the men's pole vault...
Say no more, say no more. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.

(They've corrected it now, of course, but thanks to good ol' Google cache, it's still available.)
 
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