The emperor’s psykers have sensed heretical racist thoughts from your child, when we tortured him he was screaming about spinach. He will have to be purged for the sake of the human race. What ethnic country makes vegetables? Any one of them that does could be eligible for reparations courtesy of the British taxpayer.
Those are all some funny jokes right there. :( |
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Yes... Brave new world...
Bruce, be a buddy and pass me that ammunition, would you? |
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Has there been a dramatic rise in homeschooling in the UK? It wouldn’t surprise me to see that response to the ongoing silliness. |
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Obviously they have this directive from....Brussels...
It doesn’t take a Sherlock Holmes to figure out why.
On a more realistic note (and there’s nothing realistic about this whole thing in the first place, I know the Brits like zany madcap humor, but this is just silly), suppose mom is a lousy cook and slaughters veggies on a regular basis, making them taste horrid. When the kid is served carrots which at home have been nightmarish, is it racist for him to say ’yuck’ if he expects to be served the same thing mom has flubbed at home?
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This might be a problem for them. |
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Now a 3 year old saying "yuk" to something unfamiliar on his or her plate is potentially a "racist incident" if the food happens to be ’foreign food’ Nevermind that....you see where the UK is going to crack down on "bulk" food sales and "wasted" food? The next time your racist newborn turns down hummus, he’s also gonna be violating UK waste laws- now there’s a double play!
I’m telling you, the next step there is penalizing overweight people.
Some people just aren’t cut out for freedom. |
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the next step there is penalizing overweight people. Which would leave them in a bad spot...
Finish your plate, and gain weight, and get a higher tax, or toss it away and get charged with wasting food...
It’s almost like stupidity is it’s own cult... |
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I wonder how far "Tommy" will let them go before he does something entertaining. |
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And of course the little anti-social hooligans will be rigorously questioned as to the source of their improper attitudes. Mummy and daddy will be held responsible for corrupting the little ones with their subversive agitprop.
" Nurseries are encouraged to report as many incidents as possible to their local council. The guide added: "Some people think that if a large number of racist incidents are reported, this will reflect badly on the institution. In fact, the opposite is the case." "
Soon there will be a norm established, and those organizations that do not meet their quota of denunciations will be dealt with.
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3 is not hard to believe considering it starts at 5 many places here.
Schools here have been busy indoctrinating the youth. Its in various places to varying degrees, but when you have the country so politically split it doesn’t take many to tilt politics. That groups starts at about the mid-late 20’s and increase in size as you go younger.
They are increasing left to downright social!st. And its why an Obama or an Obama-clone is an inevitability in the not too distant future. |
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This is one of the most ridiculous pieces I have seen to date. This brand of government micromanagement reminds me of the England depicted in the movie "V for Vendetta." Very interesting commentary. |
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Just wait until we have the PC Crowd running things if Obama gets in.
"Black" is out - all references must be to the "African American President."
There is to be no mention of Jeremiah Wright - to do so would be construed as RACIST.
There is to be no mention of Obama’s ties to William Ayers - that is anti-terroristic, which is pro-American. That kind of stuff won’t fly in Obama’s America.
There is to be no mention of Antoin "Tony" Rezko, Obama’s good buddy and crooked thief who will be bringing down the entire Blagojevich administration in Illinois. Rezko is a Syrian-American, and to mention anyone of Middle Eastern background somehow implies that they are Muslim, and under an Obama administration Islam is in, Christianity and Judaism are out.
As soon as we can think of more mandates that will come down from Jesse Jackson, President Obama’s Minister of Racial Affairs, and Louis Farrakhan, Obama’s Counsel for Getting Reparations for Injured Americans of African Descent from Guilty White People, we will post them. In the meantime, if you have anything bad to say about any black people or any of the people mentioned here, pack your stuff because that kind of baloney will soon be a criminal offense. |
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"Black" is out - all references must be to the "African American President." So you’re saying "That colored boy livin’ up in the big house?" is right out then, huh?
What am I gonna do with all these t-shirts?Obama’s good buddy and crooked thief who will be bringing down the entire Blagojevich administration in Illinois That will never happen, no matter how much Madigan says he wants to impeach the SOB.
And don’t forget the PILES of money Rezko made from federal dollars for public housing that he developed an dthen allowed to decay. |
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The English are starting to frighten me. A few months ago, a young man at a scientology protest in London was arrested because he refused to take down his sign which read, "Scientology is a dangerous cult." The City of London Police received complaints about the sign upsetting people because "cult" is a derogatory word. He was eventually released and the charges were dropped, but after getting hauled in and booked at the police station. |
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I like these threads.
Retief, mkultra, Erb, and the rest of the lefty loons are guaranteed to be quiet as church mice on these.
Even though you just know they are itching to defend it. |
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