Canadian authorities say they haven’t reached any conclusions about the origin of the feet. They came off of someone’s leg...
Near the bottom... |
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below the ankle perhaps?
Great Scott! I think you’re on to something, Scott! |
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Canadian authorities say they haven’t reached any conclusions about the origin of the feet.
Feet, still in shoes.........hummmmmmmmmmm...I dunno where they came from either.....what are feet and where do they usually originate from?
McQ help us out here. |
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Oh, Oh, I know. Another gem running around and this one has a foot fetish. Might be easy to find that one. Never mind...just check....many serial killers have had that fetish. The biggest one is dead now. He didn’t throw them in bodies of water but kept them. Oh well....so we have another one running around. |
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duuuuda, duuuuuuda, duda, duda, duda, duda da..
Sequel? Jaws 5 (not the movie)
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Land Shark?
[Scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]
Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Woman: What?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers for whom?
Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma’am.
Woman: I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?
Voice: [pause] Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You’re the shark, and you know it.
Voice: Wait. I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.
Woman: A dolphin? Well...okay. [opens door]
[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman’s head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.]
They may want to check over at the Discovery Channel also, Shark Week starts July 27.
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Ah........Jay, people don’t go into the ocean for a swim and leave their running shoes and socks on.
Maybe the do. |
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Perhaps they belong to a former high jumper now working as a post hole digger. |
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Tom that was good........I’m glad I didn’t decide to sip as I read that.
Everyone else on here, sorry for the previous typos....I’m tired and obviously typing isn’t my strong suit tonight. |
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Do they have a matching number of right and left feet and have they managed to pair them up? ’cause I have this bizarre image of a Twilight Zone dryer in my head now. |
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Climate change. Starving polar bears are diversifying their diet to include power walkers. |
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Leftovers from alien abductions. |
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I thought I read somewhere on a Canadian website that the ones in Canada, at least, were thought to be from the victims of a recent small plane crash in the ocean, and at least one of the feet was a possible match to a known victim. They said that sharks eat the body and the feet rise to the surface because of the running shoes. |
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Are the feet all male?
Because Canadian wives, are ... well..., just sayin’. |
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Don’t you just hate it when you double knot your shoelaces and then they get wet? It’s very frustrating. |
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This one’s easy.....Space Aliens. |
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A really twisted foot fetish? |
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Well, Watson, the game’s a foot. |
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