We’re gonna git Federal assistance! woo hoo! that money comes from magic monkey butts! It don’t come from us! Okay, maybe it comes from RICH FOLKS! Preferably CONSERVATIVE RICH FOLKS! But the Fed will be there to help with the money from Rich FOLKS and the other magic monkey butt money, don’t you worry none! |
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"from whence shall it come?" "Whence" means "from where", so you’d never say "from whence". Handy cheat sheet to archaic usage: http://www.wolaver.org/WordPlay/wherewhither.htm |
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Never mind the jobs, that’s a drop in the bucket compared to the underfunded pensions of all these municipalities. |
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Not only that, it gets worse when state governments are actually working to decrease jobs in the private sector. An example...
Wikipedia political Quote of the Day comes to us courtesy of Maryland Delegate LeRoy E. Myers, Jr. (R):Political Activity
Has been extensively involved in activism against Truck nuts. Ha ha! This guy wants to castrate your truck.
Tell me Mr. Myers, if we start castrating our trucks, where are all the little baby trucks supposed to come from? Will we have to start importing Tonka Toys from China where trucks are still potent? Haven’t thought this through, have you LeRoy?
This prude Myers calls them "vulgar and immoral", but I don’t know. I mean, I know that I like a little hot Flatbed on Minivan action (Baby’s got back). But not quad cab, that’s just sick and wrong. But Mr. Myers here thinks we’ve crossed a line,"People are making a joke out of it," Myers said yesterday. "But I think it’s a pretty serious problem. You have body parts hanging from the hitches of cars. We’ve crossed a line." Another question I would have is what if your from out of state just passing through? What would a cop think of this "serious problem"? Would a cop take into consideration your out of state plates and give you just a warning?
Ummm... Sir, while passing though our great state, your truck is going to have to stop exposing itself to other vehicles.
But my truck’s boys need to breath, officer!
David Ham of "Your Nutz" - "The World’s Finest Automotive Novelty Testicles Made for Cars, Trucks, Quads, Scooters, Skateboards, Wheelchairs, Heck, for Whatever Needs Them!" - is not amused that Myers here wants to wreck an industry that employs tens of dozens.Ham said he shipped about 100 orders last year to customers in Maryland and Virginia. He said those who support a ban would do well to recall that 50 years ago, many people in the nation lived on farms. "Did all the little donkeys and sheep walk around with their panties on so children wouldn’t see their bodies?" he asked. Maybe, Mr. Ham. But you would do well to recall that fifty years ago, everyone was perverted. Not anymore though.
Down here in conservative Texas, I’ve only seen these exhibitionist trucks once or twice. At first I wasn’t quite sure what they were. I first thought they might be some kind of strange counterweights for something that wasn’t evident. But then I quickly realized what they were. And my mind was forever corrupted.
But not Chairman Hattie N. Harrison (D-Baltimore), she loves her some shiny ballz. The bill is now in the House Rules Committee. "I think it’s a terrible bill," Chairman Hattie N. Harrison (D-Baltimore) said yesterday, but she agreed to defer to her colleagues on whether to let it die a quick death in committee or assign it to another one for a full debate. |
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But not Chairman Hattie N. Harrison (D-Baltimore), she loves her some shiny ballz. good for her.
So long as the Democrats keep their policies focused on your truck nuts rather than our collective nuts then we will all be better for it. |
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Al Qaeda wanted sheep to wear diapers so no one could see their junk, too. |
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Al Qaeda wanted sheep to wear diapers so no one could see their junk, too. Yeah, they just don’t want the trainees to be distracted all day.
"If you train good today, we let you look at sheep ass tonight!" |
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good for her.
So long as the Democrats keep their policies focused on your truck nuts rather than our collective nuts then we will all be better for it. That’s the spirit, capt joe. That’s what I call reaching around reaching across the isle. |
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That’s the spirit, capt joe. That’s what I call reaching around reaching across the isle. Hey man, you are the one talking about truck nuts. |
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Truck nutz are vulgar.
But who am I to stop someone else from making an ass of themselves. That’s called free speech, though I’m not sure what the point is. I figure most of those who hang them have something their compensating for. |
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I figure most of those who hang them have something their compensating for. Absolutely, Pogue, something to add?? |
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Absolutely, Pogue, something to add??
Why do you ask, capt? You interested in a teabag or something?
Tell you what I’m willing to do for you. I’ll buy some Truck Nutz for my Dodge and you can give it an oil change. Who knows, crawling underneath it, you might get lucky. You might have to treat it to a tank of gas and a drive-in movie first. |
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As far as the title goes, the answer is "no", as the fiddle wasn’t invented until much later. Whether or not Nero played the lyre as Rome burned is up to debate; Tacitus reported that Nero wasn’t even there at the time. |
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Drat. |
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