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OK. This is just badass.
Posted by: Dale Franks on Tuesday, December 02, 2008

I want one.

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It’ll stuff sawdust up your muzzle faster than anything on the planet.

Pretty handy.
Written By: Billy Beck
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Wow, this is the perfect training gun until the BFG-9000 goes into production. I need this in left4dead
Written By: coyote
You can print your own from here.
Written By: Phelps
If you like extreme guns and you’re heterosexual, you have GOT to see THIS!

What it lacks in chainsaws, it more than makes up in weapons of mass destruction and distraction.
Written By: CaptinSarcastic
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Well the concept beats the crap out of a traditional bayonet... you would want the chain to run out on the top to send material away - however, this could result in a pull* when you catch on something. Weight would also be an issue - but by reducing the size and tightening the radius you could probably reduce both weight and the pull issue when you start cutting.

* by pull I’m refering to the tendency of a the force of the chain and the cutting heads tending to transfer to the weapon holder when the cutting isn’t 100% efficient (it never is) resulting in a tendency to drag the holder toward the target being cut - not really a good thing... also not too bad as long as the force is limited.
Written By: BillS
Actually thinking more about the design - you could shift from the traditional bottom mount of a bayonet to a side mount with a top blade screen so that the saw could run in the traditional direction without throwing crap in your barrel and still allowing you to sight from the top. The drive engine would mount below but the chain itself would run more parallel extending past the front of the barrel...

you’d have to make and test at least 3 or 4 different designs...
Written By: BillS
Why not have a smaller version of a vibrating blade (like used to remove casts) only sharper and shaped like a traditional bayonet (only a little bigger) that way it doesn’t kick a metric ton of sawdust (or gore and bone chips) into the workings of the gun?
Written By: Jim Sullivan
lol That’s from a video game called Gears of War. There’s something greatly satisfying about a chainsaw and a rifle married in bliss.
Written By: Joel C.
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Joel C got it...

It’s called a Lancer, and indeed, ’tis cool...
Written By: Scott Jacobs
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Well I thought I was going to be the first one to point out this was from Gears of War. Then again that is just a modern version of a slingshot with a knife attached.
Written By: Frank White
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Well, here’s one dude ready for the impending zombie apocalypse.
Written By: Ronnie Gipper
It’ll stuff sawdust up your muzzle faster than anything on the planet.
Only if you use it on wood. Not sure about zombies, though.
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