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Have you hugged your Income Redistributionist Specialist lately?
Posted by: McQ on Wednesday, January 07, 2009

I'm sure you've heard by now that the Minister of Justice in the UK as decided that inmates in prison shouldn't be called inmates anymore because, you see, it might offend them.

The absurdity of political correctness and the pseudo right not to be offended trundle on. In that spirit, The Nose On Your Face offers the following specific titles for our "freedom-challenged tenants of the state":

9. Jaywalker = Free-Spirited Ambulatory Impulse-Control Sufferer

8. Embezzler = Income Redistribution Specialist

7. Pedophile = Juvenille Outreach Coordinator

6. Murderer = Super Late-Term Pro-Choice Advocate

5. Bank Robber = Forcible Wealth Procurement Facilitator

4. Mugger = Darwinian Overachiver

3. Islamic Terrorist = Student

2. Rapist = Incidental Vaginal Penetration Engineer

1. Counterfeiter = Surplus Currency Designer

Laugh, but it wouldn't surprise me if these someday became acceptable references to criminals - I mean, you wouldn't want to offend a pedophile would you?

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I assumed "Income Redistributionist Specialist" was going to be an IRS worker.

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Does the fact that numbers 2 and 7 made me laugh out loud make me a bad person?

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Arsonist = Incendiary Ignition Facilitator

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Here’s one you missed:

Burglar: Home-Induced Borrower from People Not Affected by the Mortgage Crisis.

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Or this one:

Sex pervert: Genitally Obsessed Personage With a Differing Sexual Appetite.

Ugh, that one hurt.

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Shoplifter - Freelance Inventory Reduction Agent

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