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Hey if the Germans can love on David Hasselhoff, why should it seem strange for the Iraqi’s to have a groove on for Lionel Ritchie. |
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Written By:
Radical Centrist
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Lionel Ritchie.... ... ... No idea why.
Jimmy Hoffa - isn’t Mulder available for that one? |
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Written By:
Dave
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Does it really require 50 agents? They want to be on TV. |
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Written By:
Dave Schuler
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http://www.theglitteringeye.com
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The Lionel Ritchie angle is highly reminiscent of how the movie "Titanic" was a huge underground hit in Taliban-era Afghanistan. |
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Written By:
D
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Did you know Hitler got this idea of the yellow Jew-badge originally from Omar ibn al-Khattab, the second Caliph and Mohammad’s most trusted disciple? After a four month siege of Jerusalem in 638 AD, the christian and jewish population finally capitulated to the Arabs and handed over control of the city to Omar.
In exchange for their lives and religious identity, the jews and christians agreed to an archaine set of segregation laws, commonly known as the "Pact of Omar." One of the provisions was that they had to wear a yellow sash in public known as the zunar. Later in the 9th century, it was changed to a yellow star of david or a cross.
Some believe that Hitler’s friend, the grand mufti Al-Husseini of Jerusalem in the 1930’s gave him the idea. Also, don’t you remember how the Taliban used to do this to hindus in Afghanistan? I’m suprised the current rule in Iran didn’t come into effect earlier! |
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Written By:
Jimmy the Dhimmi
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http://moorejack.ytmnd.com/
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So what’s next for Iran, tatooed numbers? |
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Written By:
capt joe
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Barcodes.... |
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Written By:
Dave
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let’s go next gen -> RFID tags |
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Written By:
capt joe
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Let them keep acting more and more like Nazis. It’ll make it that much easier to recognize the threat they pose to civilization. We won’t even need the administration to sell us this war if they take it to Holocaust levels. |
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Written By:
OrneryWP
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The yellow patches might be a hoax.
Although it fits the recent behavor pretty close. |
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Written By:
capt joe
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Look, let’s get right to meat of the matter with Reid and what he said. I think you guys are missing a major point where
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Did you say they love Lionel Richie?
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Nevermind. Lost my train of thought. I think I’m going to go have a beer and watch a girlie movie.... |
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Written By:
Robb Allen (Sharp as a Marble)
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http://sharpmarbles.stufftoread.com
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"The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear..." |
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Written By:
Dale Franks
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http://www.qando.net
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DISTINGUISHED FRIEND, THE SENATOR FROM OKLAHOMA, KNOWS THAT. HE’S FLOWN AROUND THE WORLD HIMSELF AS A PILOT. I HAVE AFFECTION FOR MY FRIEND FROM OKLAHOMA, BUT I HAVE THE GREATEST DISAGREEMENT WITH HIM ON THIS AMENDMENT. WHILE THE INTENT MAY NOT BE THERE, I REALLY BELIEVE THIS AMENDMENT IS RACIST To buffer his position, the good Sen. offered two examples of why this bill is a bad idea:
1) He was in a hotel and was locked out of his room. He asked the maid for help but she spoke no English. When his son came along and spoke Spanish to her, her face lit up and she was so happy to be able to communicate
2) He has some guy named Frederico working for him. This Frederico guy is smart enough to work for the Senate Minority Leader but when he got sick, he was worried that he wouldn’t be able to tell the emergency room workers what was wrong, since he only spoke Spanish (just what does this guy do for Reid anyway)
So that’s the reason why English should NOT be the official language of the US.
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I’m dead serious. This is not a parody. |
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Written By:
shark
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This is not a parody. Actually, it is, just not an intentional one. |
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Written By:
Achillea
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http://quantum-sky.net
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